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Sunday, April 19, 2009

Lidahku berbelit membacanye...

ak amek ni dr post zafan
hahaha, best..klau bley ckp ni, konfm ckp english cm mat saleh

ok, say it out loud!

1. If you understand, say understand. If you dont
understand, say dont understand.But if you understand
and say dontt understand. How do I understand that you
understand? Understand!

2.I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish,
but if you wish the wish thewitch wishes, I wont
wish the wish you wish to wish.

4 A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see.
And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.

5 Purple Paper People, Purple
Paper People, Purple Paper People

6 If two witches were watching two watches,
which witch would watch which watch?

7 I thought a thought.But the thought I thought
wasnt the thought I thought I thought. If the
thought I thought I thought had been the thought I
thought, I wouldnt have thought so much.

8 Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans.
Said a fellow to a fellow,If a fellow asks a fellow,
Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?

9.Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside
stood outside and called to MrOutside inside.Mr Outside
answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to
come inside. Mr Inside said and told Mr Outside to come
outside.Mr Outside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside
about going outside or coming inside. Finally,
Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr
Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the riverside.

10..SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE ,
BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHESELLS, ON THE SEA SHORE
ARE NOT THE REAL ONES.

11..The owner of the inside inn was inside his
inside inn with his inside outside
his inside inn.

12.. If one doctor doctors another doctor
does the doctor who doctors the doctor
doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is
doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor
doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?
When a doctor falls ill another doctor
doctor the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring
the doctor doctor the doctor in his
own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor
doctors the doctor in the doctor way.

13..We surely shall see the sun shine shortly.
Whether the weather be fine, Orwhether the
weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Or
whether the weatherbe hot, We'll weather the
weather Whatever the weather, Whether we like
it or not. Watch? Whether the weather is hot.

14..Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely .

15 .A flea and a fly in a flue Said
"the fly Oh what should we do" Said the flea
"Let us fly Said the fly Let us flee."So
they flew through a flaw in the flue

16..If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister
his tongue will be twisted as
tongue-twister twists tongues.

17..Mr. See owned a saw.And Mr. Soar
owned a seesaw. Now See saw
sawed Soar seesaw Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.Had
Soar seen See saw Before See sawed Soar seesaw,
Seesaw would not have sawed Soar seesaw. So See
saw sawed Soarseesaw.But it was sad to
see Soar so sore Just because See saw sawed
Soar seesaw.

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